Did you know before the crowbar,
Crows drank at home
I made six figures last year,
I was also awarded worst employee at the toy factory
A cop pulls over a priest and says, good evening have you bin drinking?,
The priest said, only water.,
The officer says, then how come your breath smells like wine?,
The priest says, good lord he done it again.
What do you call Batman that skips church,
Christian Bale.
How do computers get drunk.
They take screenshots.
I recently suffered an peekaboo accident,
I had to go to the I.C.U.
I named my printer after Bob Marley,
Cause it keeps jamming.
